1. Be careful of hot items in the kitchen so you don't get burned.
2. Make sure to use kitchen tools for their proper purpose.
Using tools improperly can lead to fabulous hair.
3. Never underestimate the importance of tunes while you whip up masterpieces in your kitchen.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Oh, look dinner's ready!
4. Don't take food from strangers. PERIOD!
5. Don't slave away in the kitchen all day! Let the elements do some of it for you...
The options are endless. No need to roast for hours on end, just let lightning do the work!
6. Are you a slow server?
Utilize all body parts! Are you only using your hands?? You must use your head, forearms, knees, etc!
7. Is kitchen clean-up a chore for you?
Recruit some friends to help you. (Hopefully, not animal ones...)
8. To avoid catastrophe, make sure you know if your dinner guests have allergies.
They could lead to unfortunate side effects...
9. Don't have a kitchen? Make one using discarded food items!
Like a gingerbread house on steroids...
10. Using the right, ahem, spices can enhance a dish to perfection.
Just don't use drugs...
I hope you enjoyed my silly post!
Love,
Courtney
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